My neighbor loves my fruit. Should I cut down my tree?

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I have a large grapefruit tree which hangs partially into my neighbors yard. I had no problem with sharing until I spotted him having sex into a large grapefruit the other day. Now, everytime at breakfast when I sit there about to eat a grapefruit, I get nauseated or start laughing uncontrollably. I havent told anyone because this guys is a longtime buddy. I dare not tell my wife, she would freak. I think the secret Im keeping is driving me mad. Should I just cut down the tree and plant lemons or bananas instead? or would this just encourage him?

Bubbles · Accepted Answer

If you have ever seen the movie "Goodluck Chuck" , that is probably where he got it from. If anything you can talk to him about it. Let you know that what you saw let him know that it wasn't on purpose but that you saw it regardless. In either case it is your fruit. It is your decision in the end.

Marissa Songz · Answer

Cut the tree down and plant a different tree. lol I think this is funny. That made me laugh

Anonymous · Answer

Is this for real? Um it wouldn't be fair to cut down the tree because it gives you both pleasure lol. But you could try and set him up with a real person?

Anonymous · Answer

No don't cut it down.You can put up a fence if you don't have one or tell him to stop or you will call the police or something.And if you are planning to cut down the tree plant another one far a way from him.

You know Im right · Answer

no dont cut down the tree! let him do what he wants! lol funny

h_granger_12 · Answer

seriously try not to think about it and just enjoy your grapefruit.

Anonymous · Answer

Hahahahahahaha eww him.
Cut it!, uhm fejioas are nice

Cheeks · Answer

Give him a pineapple.

Anonymous · Answer

lol

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My neighbor loves my fruit. Should I cut down my tree?

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