stupid (but funny) thing you've done while drunk/high?

it's not really funny but more stupid. I was high and swallowed the back piece of my labret piercing while eating some cheetos. I had the munchies.

Stupid... I was high, my friends were supposed to go to Tim Hortons and bring me back a donut while I stayed back with another friend. They spent my money on a sandwich and I screeched and bawled because I didn't have that I didn't have my donut. It was really obnoxious and weird...

Drunk is more fun... My brother's got me drunk at my one brothers wedding and I had to go to the bathroom. It was like the 8th time and usually I 'hover' the seat and this time, I did that and fell right over. It made a loud noise and people were like wtf. But I was laughing so it was alright... I wasn't even that drunk...

I'm under age, thus I've been high on coke. (SODA!)

I've flirted with random guys, then ignored them, then I did yoga on my couch, and I laughed with the car window down for half an hour simotaniously, then I stuck my hand with a peace sign out the window, and fist bumped random people at Walmart. WHAT A NIGHT!

One time I was really wasted before I went to a Sweet Sixteen and like I was OUT OF MY MIND. My friend told met his, I don't remember anything at all, but when we went to the door to go inside the place, there was like a security guard and he was like you don't look so good, you can barely walk... and then I drunkenly babbled, IT'S THE SHOES, I CAN'T WALK IN HEELS... But I wasn't wearing any shoes.

lmao, I thought it was pretty funny when I heard it, but yeah that night didn't turn out so well, not gona lie.

I was really high and drunk. I was sitting next to my friend who had jeans on, and he had those frizzy strings that hang off jeans. I had a lighter in my hand so I thought it would be funny to set them on fire to burn them off his jeans, but they lit on fire and his whole pants caught fire so he started rolling around and batting out the flames. I was cracking up, but he was pissed as hell haha

Well at a party, I was on shrooms.

Someone lit up a bush. I peed on the burning bush. It didnt help :/

trying to swim up the street in a downpour

i tore off my clothes (cause i was hot) and was dancing around in the middle of the streets downtown

i was drunk a while back *coughs*

long time ago 0_o and my cousin said

i was talking and talking and she said she counted

the times i used the word dick in spanish idk you need

to be mex to understand why i would say it but she said

she got tired of counting at 35 LOL!

"me vale verga"<-----what i was saying jjajja

i had only two drinking experiences.

and i peed outside my crushes house,

lmao, and got drunk there , and almost gotten raped

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