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Definition of Politics

Dad, I have a special report for school.

> >Can I ask you a question? Dad: Sure son, what's the

> >question? Son: What is politics? Dad: Well son, let's take

> >our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me the

> >management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so

> >let's call her the government. We take care of you and your needs,

> >so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working

> >class and your baby brother the future. Understand? Son:

> >I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it.

> > That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so

> > he went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily

> > soiled nappy, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother

> > fast asleep. He than went to the maid's room, where, peeking

> >through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The

> >boy's knocking went totally unheard. The boy went back to his room

> >and went to sleep. The next morning...

> > Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.

> > Dad: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.

> > Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the

> >government is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored

> >and the future is full of ****.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    haha yeah i think its good.. you made it?

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one! Haha!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! I've heard this earlier...but this is really funny! :D

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    AHHAHA

    thats really good!

    did you make that up?

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL

    soooo true

    Source(s): ty 4 da 2
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats pretty good

  • 1 decade ago

    funny stuff

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha.....i LIKE it

    XD

    Source(s): ME
  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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