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YANWA Utter Carnage RESULTS, PROMOS + SIGNUPS?
More Champions have been crowned heading towards our 1st PPV. this coming week we will have qualifying matches for the MITB and KOTR (Money in the Bank and King of the Ring). but now to the results.
MATCH 1 - WINNER Rated R John def. Xtreme Classic after a RRJ hit a Starship Pain on Xtreme Classic through a table. After the Match RRJ says that he is one step closer to winning the Extreme Title and that Poncho better watch his back or things could get ugly.
MATCH 2 - WINNER Ammo def. Dimitri Petrov after picking up brass kunckles and repeatedly punching Petrov until Petrov retaliated hit Ammo with a Trashcan which caused him to fall back on to the mat, as Petrov was climbing out of the ring to get a steel chair, Poncho runs out hits him with a sledgehammer and pushes him back into the ring. Ammo gets up and covers Petrov for the 1 2 3.
MATCH 3 - WINNER KJ Styles def. DoG after KJ hit a Poetry in Motion with the aid of a Steel Chair. DoG fell forward onto the chair and was out cold. KJ then climbed the ladder to grab the No.1 contenders contract that was hanging above the ring.
MATCH 4 - WINNER TWISTER def UltimateRKO & Slick after quite a thrilling match to become the YANWA Champ. TWISTER climbed the cell while RKO and Slick were fighting near the announcers table. Slick got RKO'd by UltimateRKO who was then about to climb the cell when he realised TWISTER was getting the crowd involved with chants etc. RKO climbed the cell only to be hit with a KillSwitch which broke the roof of the cell. the fans were in shock and thought that there was no way in hel that RKO could get up...BUT HE DID. and then caught TWISTER off guard with a vicious Spear, but TWISTER is a tough man and kicked out of the pin. Then both men traded blows until UltimateRKO went down a received a sickening punt which sealed the deal for TWISTER. after the match TWISTER cut a promo saying "There aint no Jabrony that can stop THE TWISTER from becoming a champ. Beware all future contenders there may be a killswitch calling your name. IF YA SMELL........WHAT THE TWISTER IS COOKIN"
MATCH 5 - WINNER Doombringer def. The New Muta after a Chokeslam to New Muta. after the match D-Will comes to the ring and has a staredown with Doombringer, before a bit of a verbal fight between the two.
MATCH 6 - WINNER HBM def The Animal, Rated Rude and Sandman to become the House Champ. The Animal started in a rage, grabbing whatever household weapons he could. he picked up a lamp and charged at Sandman who dodged him a grabbed him a chucked him straight out of the ring and into the barricade/wall. Rated Rude went for HBM who had already picked up an ironing board and took a huge swing at Rated Rude who was KO'd. Both members of The Rude Animals were in no state to continue. Sandman grabbed a trashcan and was in for a bit of surprise as HBM had set up the ironing board and then delivered some Sweet Chin Music to Sandman who fell onto the ironing board. HBM pulled him off a covered him for the pin.
MATCH 7 - WINNER Stryder won an over the top rope battle royal to become the Million Dollar Champ. Shikhar Sachdev was the first man eliminated followed by Kofi, Fred, Inferno, Lazyboy it came down to Jesse Shotgun and Stryder but Stryder showed his class and delivered a stiff right hook sent Jesse stumbling back and over the rope.
MATCH 8 - WINNER Twisting Ponchos def. Rude Animals to become the Tag Team Champs. Poncho was pretty fresh as he didnt have a match but TWISTER was looking a bit battered from his match earlier in the evening. Rated Rude got KO'd and was unable to fight so Animal was forced to compete 2 on 1. poor fella lost the match in about 3 mins. TWISTER RKO'd him through a table and then Twisting Ponchos had a little fun with a Con-Chair-To. Poncho climbed the ladder to retrieve the belts.
PROMOS
SIGN UPS???
Name
Male/Female
Gimmick
Finisher
Signature Move
I'll allocate u to a championship.
8 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Jesse Shotgun Promo:What?! This is bullshit...Everybody knows if it was a one on one contest with me and Stryder I would be Million Dollar Champion....If the owners here at YANWA has any common sense they will give me another shot at the title....****** Locked and Ready to Blow.
Source(s): Trust Me I'm a Doctor - PonchoLv 61 decade ago
Woo! 10/10 Great details!
PROMO: Wow that was ridiculously easy. Me and Twister took you out. Well, everybody saw that coming, I mean, me and Twister are the best Tag team in YANWA as of today! We reek of awesomeness, and so does our name! Yeah, you heard right! Our name, The Twisting Ponchos! We have a Legend Killer,(Twister) and a legend Thriller (ME). We will be undefeated until they day we retire, and be considered the best tag team ever! Now, it's time to have the most dominant title reign that will ever come to be in YANWA! So, be worried about being killed, and anticipate getting thrilled, cause that's our motto, and anyone who thinks otherwise will get a can of whoop @$$ unleashed on 'em!
Source(s): PROMOS are kayfabe - 1 decade ago
promo!!
finnally THE TWISTER has come back to houston tx and i want everyone to notice this two champs in my shoulder cus like THE TWISTERS partner Poncho said THE TWISTER and Poncho are gonna be the most dominant team to ever exist
oh and by the way we also Con-Chair-To one of the victims but he will be ok
*looks at his YANWA Championship*
ahhhh !!!!! THE TWISTER will become the most controversial champ ever in this bussiness and unfortionally for UltimateRKO he wont be okay like the other guy because i put all the force i could when i kicked him in the skull and when i punt kick anyone i do it to injure them but no hard feelings against that jabrony THE TWISTER was just proving his point
cause remember folks in life there are winners and there are loosers THE TWISTER is half of the tag champions and is the YANWA Champ.
................................................. Be jelous !!!
IF YA SMELL........WHAT THE TWISTER IS COOKIN"
* the fans are go crazy chanting his name * "TWISTER TWISTER TWISTER "
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- 1 decade ago
Can i join?
The Destroyer
Male
A mixture of Kane and Mandkind
DDT
- Anonymous1 decade ago
can i join
Name ring name straight edge 1.0
Male
Gimmick cm punk when he was in roh
Finisher gts
Signature Move plancha
- 1 decade ago
Yes you can and find more information at
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Source(s): Yes you can and find more information at wlwrestling.tk - 1 decade ago
WHAT THE HECK HOW DID I LOSE?? I AM A MAN!
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