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How many women wish they were men?
Look at my indisputable model:
Women:
--constantly release pheromones all day because of penis envy
--stay wet from REM dreaming all the way to bedtime (all day and even before morning has begun)
--paint their faces and lips like clowns do
--have smelly butts
--spend all day dreaming about giving BJs
--have to walk around in soaked panties
--emit poison through their eyes during PMS
--can't attend to vegetable gardens or fruit orchards while minstrating, because the minstration blood kills crops
--wear dresses (and skirts) in hope that their scent will squirrel its way into the nose of a potential mate
--can't make a decision without male approval
--obsessively seek wedding rings, engagement rings
--marry on whims
--exhibit cleavage to become machines of allurement and seduction
--love to have their butts sniffed
Now on to men:
--physically dominant
--courageous (how many women have won the medal of Honor?)
--powerful
--decision makers
--smell better than women
--have the tower of power in their pants
--are symbols of warmth
--emotionally stable
--don't bleed without incisions, unlike women
Now after looking at my model--or my buffet of facts--do the women out her wish that they were men?
19 Answers
- 1 decade ago
Okay, what the heck is this?
A debation between women and men?
Are you against us? Some of things you said isn't true.
No I do not wish to be a man. Come on, wearing dresses and
nice hair stuff is just adorable. I love being a girl. Well I'm 18
so I'm a woman. But I'm just saying, your question is quite WEIRD.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wow, you understand us women so well.
I constantly wish someone was sniffing my butt and the pheromone release due to my penis envy is constantly distracting. I also hate it when I go to an orchard and my period kills all the trees. It makes me feel bad. And it is SO hard getting through my day when all I can think about is BJs.
- K8Lv 71 decade ago
OMG - LOL
So date a guy, we don't care and won't miss you.
No, I have never wanted to be a guy.
Your list is an interesting bit of fiction - very funny and kind of sad...
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- ?Lv 41 decade ago
sure i wish i was a man so i could have hairy smelly somewhat sticky balls hanging from this gross wrinkly extra member that seems to have a mind of its own yeah that sounds pleasant
- 1 decade ago
You must be really angry with women, can't get any can you?
I wouldn't trade my Va-JJ for NO little pee-pee like you probably have.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
no way do i want some thing hanging off me, and i wouldnt want to shave my face either. i love being soft and warm wearing heels and make-up.and if you get in trouble just cry and you get out of it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
God I Love Men..
thank the Lord I just told you about the no make-up...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Are you new to trolling ??? Its a very obvious trap .. i doubt many ppl will fall for it .
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'm going to enjoy sitting back and watch the bashing.
