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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

i think it is funny ! what about you?

SO IF YOU LIKE IT LET ME KNOW... AND SOME STARS WILL BE NICE!!!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

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  • Elainee
    1 decade ago
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    Hahahahahahahahahahhaahah!!! Funny!!! :D

    I'm so gonna tell my friends about this joke!! haahhaah.

    And oh my gosh, the person that killed his friend sure is dumb! Haha.

    Elaine. x

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    yeah, it's funny, but i've either heard that or something quite like that before.

  • Snakeater
    1 decade ago

    I've heard this before, but still funny. :[]

  • ii luv hiim!!
    1 decade ago

    haha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow that took a while for me to get...

  • Rach
    1 decade ago

    LOL that im calling my dorky bro now thanks

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