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A joke of Clinton in hell?
Clinton in Hell
Clinton dies and goes to hell...
The Devil being amused by Clinton and all he's done up here, decides to give him a break.
"Just for you, cuz I've had so much pleasure in watching all your wrong doings. I am going to let you decide where you would like to spend your eternal life, you'll have a choice of three doors to peek in to, what ever door you chose, that will be your 'new home' FOREVER.
Clinton thanks the Devil for his kindness and the proceed down the hall until they come upon the first door.
They peek in... Charles Manson is tied to a stake burning to death. "N..N.. No way" says Clinton.
They approach the second door. Clinton's lawyer is tied up ready to be drawn and quartered, "Bastard" says Clinton "He deserves it... but this is still not for me" "Ok" says the Devil.
They finally reach the third door, the Devil opens it, much to Clinton's surprise he sees Ken Starr shackled to the wall and Monica is kneeling down in front of him doing what she does best. "Ohhh hellllll...... yes!!!!!" says Clinton "This is definitely where I want to be!!!"
"Are you absolutely sure?" asks the Devil, "Once you go through there's no turning back". "I am sure?" replies Clinton. "Well... of course I'm sure... in fact I'm looking forward to it... you know you're not such a bad guy after all", says Clinton beaming with pleasure, patting the Devil on the back.
So they proceed through the door, Clinton starts to unbutton his pants, the Devil walks over to Monica and kicks her to one side. "Get up" he commands "Your replacement is here!!"
5 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ha ha ha top shelf joke
- Toadly OssumLv 41 decade ago
So Monica goes to the cleaners and tells the old man she needs her dress cleaned. The old guy is hard of hearing, so he says, "Come again?'
"No," Monica giggles, "just mustard stains this time..."
In all seriousness, it's surprising how long ago it happened. Now Monica is all grown up and everything. Seems like just yesterday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.
- fan of danLv 51 decade ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's awful. funny...but awful.