I am SOOO ready for The Apocalypse - what's taking so long?

The apocalypse won't occur unless Sarah Palin somehow manages to become president

All I can say is , watch the skies. There will be war in heaven when Jesus and his angels come to banish the demons from the earth.

Ever wonder what is really going on with all the UFO sightings?

Did you ever consider that this heightened activity may be a sign that the heavenly hosts are about to engage in war in the vicinity of the earth?

The end is near.

Why do you hasten to see the end. Enjoy life. Keep the faith and do Gods work. The night comes whereby no man can work. The harvest is ripe unto harvest yet labors are few.

The "apocalypse", supposedly, is the destruction of the town of Megiddo in what is now modern day Israel. This battle has actually already happened 3 times. So for someone who is living AFTER "Armageddon" I feel pretty good (except for the cold - why didn't God kill the rhinoviruses after that?).

I feel for ya'. Many's the time I've been walking to work, seen the restaurant where I'll be washing dishes waiting for me like some life sucking ghoul and wished a comet would strike before I get there.

Why would you want to hasten your demise and the demise of your loved ones?

You must have a deep-seeded anti-social disorder if you want to see humanity wiped out.

dude jesus did not exist and the end is never going to be near the only way to have an end is to do your self in man sorry to disappoint a day of violence rules!!! and that a good band

Things have gotten worse and worse! Reality TV was really brought it home. We still can't say God in public without clearing a room but we wait to see whats gonna happen to Jon and Kate and their eight. I'm tired.....of course I've got the raging flu so that doesn't help. I still have faith in people.

'surely the end is near when people like Spencer and Heidi are mutated into the evil being "Speidi"'

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

HI FIVE!

It's been canceled. Nobody could find the Master of Ceremonies.