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Toadly Ossum
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Toadly Ossum asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

One fine day in a west Texas town?

So I got into town and it was strangely quiet, hardly anyone around. I found this little bar that was empty except for the bartender.

Me: Where is everyone?

Him: They're all at the hanging for Brown Paper Pete.

Me: Brown Paper Pete? What kind of name is that?

Him: Well, he's called Brown Paper Pete because he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, and brown paper pants.

Me: No shít? So what are they hanging him for?

Him: Rustling.

Update:

Ever see that Jack In the Box commercial where he just lays his head in his hand and shakes his head?

Texas? Cattle? Rustling...? Ah, never mind, it wasn't rocket science.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Well, I hope for Brown Paper Pete's sake they hang him with brown paper rope!!!.

  • Beacher
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Noisy on the street, yea I get it, you think it up? hehahe :))

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