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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

Do you love Saturday nights?

HAH HAH!

It's an "ALL ABOUT ME SATURDAY NIGHT, KIDS!!"

Step right up! You sir, with the wolf face! What's your name?

"The name's Hiram. Happy Hiram"

HAPPY MY ASSS!! Anyway, say something about me!

"You're a dopplplapl-"

SHUT IT! NEXT!! You over there, drinking tea from a styrofoam cup. You're name??

"Ian Osbourne. Get your filthy hands off me."

I'm guessing you WON'T be pulling my finger, then....

"As a matter of fact, I am The Genui-"

*SLAP* ENOUGH! NEXT UP! YOU! YOU WITH THE CONFETTI AND THE DENTED SILVER HELMET!!

"I'm not afraid of you, Buk. I have FRIENDS..."

TD!! Is that you?? Spare a dime??

"DING DING DING!!"

MOVING ON!!! Say little lady, care to say a few words??

"Oh my Captain, Ocean of my Thighs, may God gi-"

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT! Hey pal! COME BACK HERE! I'D RECOGNIZE THAT FACE ANYWHERE!! YIDIOT??

"I have beer and snacks. Put your pants on and I'll bring you to a nice, safe place. Wipe your mouth. Settle down. That's it. Come with me. Everything's gonna be alright, Buk."

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I think everyone mentioned in this will get a GENUINE grin out of it and be HAPPY, since they are all YIDIOTS anyway, with the exception of two, who will give it a TD, yEP.

    (ain't we both so clever?)

    ma

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Is there rather a Saturday nighttime? Does it have from now on or much less importance than the different of the 6 nights? For me there are not any particular days, dates, or perhaps hours, maximum regularly, so it rather would not remember. previous that, the be conscious LOVE can't be equated to a nighttime, or day, or the different problem or adventure. Rev. Steven

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm going with old-school Elton John, when he was still a young stud, and all the kids idolized his music.

    "Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting".

    Damn, that was a badass song. Raw energy. Primeval. Gutteral.

    Primitive teenage tesosterone, maleness in 5th gear with the turbo boost kicked in.

    There was more energy packed in that song than a cherry bomb. You didn't just dance, you went nuts.

  • 1 decade ago

    ♫Come with me. Everything's gonna be alright,♫ so ya Romantic after all Buk."..........awesome song i loveeeeeeeeeeee that guy P.C thats all i understood heheh

    and its sunday morning here ...and im sipping tea now, had 2 coffees already ..you sound like ya having whacky tobaccy and loving saturday night :) but i dont love satuday nights..well was cool last night

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  • 1 decade ago

    dangit Buk, I slapped you the other day and you don't even slap me back?

    this is funny.

    be careful what you say about HH, I am his self-appointed body guard as of late...

    hehehehehehehhe

    giggles

  • 1 decade ago

    Are we in a carnival? Step right up folks Like always i am confused Help i've fallen and cant get up..

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Snacks?

    hmmm

    this is looking up

  • 1 decade ago

    YOU slapping ME? Guess it's a fantasy then.

  • 1 decade ago

    ouch! i,m starting to see how this site works. reminds me of the 1st grade school yard.

    Source(s): teacher,teacher can you teach me?
  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    is this gonna be a special Saturday night ?

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