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Toadly Ossum
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Toadly Ossum asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

What does an 80 year old woman taste like?

We were having a discussion about Alternative Lifestyles and someone asked what an 80 year old woman would taste like?

And someone else answered, "Depends..."

"Walk the Line"

I keep a close watch on these pants of mine

I keep my pants tied with a piece of twine

I keep myself quite willing to oblige

Because you're mine

Undo the twine!

Update:

Good one, jdk. Like the two lesbian frogs, one says to the other, "Hey, we really do taste like chicken!"

Update 2:

John M, wasn't that a song by the Strawberry Alarm Clock? I've seen mothballs. Those have got to be some freakin' HUGE moths!

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  • PEACHES
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Depends!

    As in their Depend under garments,lol!

  • jdk2509
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Tastes like chicken.

  • Cece
    1 decade ago

    Uggh! You'll find out when you and your wife are older.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cottage cheese

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  • John M
    1 decade ago

    Mothballs and peppermint!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cabbages....

    Who doesn't know that???

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