Ellen DeGeneres is God. Any takers? (:?

No, You speak blasphemy against the one true god, Eric Clapton. you and all of those Chick Norris followers only worship false idols. Slow Hand Is The True Way.

No. As a native, I feel relatively confident in saying that God does NOT hail from East Texas.

Jessica Alba-ist here.

That is what atheism is all about dear.

Atheists hold other things as their priority over the Lord in Heaven. May it be other people, sin, pride, sin, politics, sin, the world, sin, personal property, sin, personal intellect, sin, yada, yada, yada,.................................................. the lists is exhausting !

The whole list is simply..........................Idolatry, which is the Lord's 1st Commandment against. " I Am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt Not Have No Other Gods Before Me. "

Basically, it explains why atheism is considered a religion................

Thumbs down me, and prove that I made a good point !

Praise the Lord !

Ellen, and you, too, will both have to stand before God and give an account of your life. Why would I serve a mere mortal, finite, temporal, created being, whose mere existence was dependent on two other mere mortal, finite, temporal beings, each of whose mere existence was dependent ... ?

What are her qualifications to claim to be a god? Did she create a universe out of nothing, then take inanimate matter to form animate life? Did she take impersonal materials, to create personality?

Is she more holy than God? Does her standards of morality even come CLOSE to that of God's?

She will be judged by God, who is holy and righteous, and pure.

So will you. (You don't have to believe in cops to be pulled over by one for speeding while driving along the freeway!)

An audience of slightly overweight screaming and dancing middle aged women......sounds like hell.

Honestly have you heard the scream that audiance makes! It all melds together into one unearthly drone.

Start a church dedicated to her, lol. Like peter did in family guy when he started the church of the fonz. eyyyyyy!

She's fantastic, but not Goddess status =)

Selena Gomez is the only Goddess of my eyes!

Nope.

I like Portia De Rossi better :)