How many pee stops to take and not lose valuable driving time from Inland CA to suburbs of Pittsburgh PA?

I'm from the Midwest and let me warn you right now, there are towns you don't want to EVER stop in. Have you seen the movies Wrong Turn or Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Just pee in a bottle is my suggestion. Not even I may be able to save you from the Leatherface of some Unicorporated Midwest town..

Personally, having grown up in a violent anti-feminist home, I just want other kids to be able to grow up in a non-violent home. I don't care if there are one or two parents, or whether both or one was male or female. I don't really care who is in a home, as long as the kids are safe, cared for, and loved. Somehow, this seems to be beyond many societies capabilities, including the US. btw: If the majority of families in the US are now made up of single mothers, why wouldn't the majority of family problems be associated with them? When the majority of families were made up of men and women, and there were hardly any single mothers or fathers, weren't the majority of family problems associated with male/female families? Otherwise, if the majority of families are made up of single fathers, will families miraculously have no family problems? Maybe all men should be given custody of all children, and we'll see how they deal with "family issues", and we'll see the stats in 10 years, hopefully, all family problems will be gone and women will need to work outside the homes and support the male nurturers.

Yeah Stop using mapquest because it's flat out impossible to drive that trip in that period of time

>>Update if you want a real suggestion then stop by your locall REI store and buy one of these

http://www.rei.com/product/407267

Then go to your local auto parts store and buy an appropriate sized length of hose + 1 hose clamp

Use the clamp to secure the hose to the Freshette and insert the unclamped end of the hose halfway into a 2 liter soda bottle

Pee

When you're done securely fit the cap on the bottle

Well You Can Use A Pilots Tube To Pee In

Zero. That's why you piss in plastic bottles. You can just toss them out the window when you hit any state in the Midwest.

You are going to want to get there as fast as possible. No time to lose.

Edit: Yes. Drive topless. I guarantee you won't get a ticket if you get pulled over. Just go as fast as you want.

Don't eat. Road food will just upset your stomach and lead to "digestive" problems, and if I know you, you're going to be using that exit as an entrance within a few minutes of arriving at your destination.

Hey!

I'm thinking of driving to PA too!

From CA!

We could trade off driving and split the gas!

Course.. there would still be times when we'd need to get a room..

ANNNNNND...

We would have to swing by TN to pick up a.. umm...third party..

Simple...when you need to, my advice is to start looking when you feel the need and not leave it until your desperate. Try looking at some maps that have where the facilities are available.

:) Good Luck. x

Don't leaaaave me.

You belong in Inland California *sniff*

You can take Ren to take turns driving!!! He's eager to go with ya. Lucky ***** you.

Just do what that angry astronaut did and wear a diaper