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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Here's another: What is something you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend?

Once again, only ONE answer per person. Funniest answer gets the 10 points.

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  • ?
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I should get rid of this and get a new model.

  • amezcch
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Of course you can put your floppy in there!

    Push the right buttons and she'll do everything you want!

  • mollychick93
    1 decade ago

    I need to get an upgrade, your not performing up to my standards.

    (btw.... this is just a joke... haha)

  • FRIK
    1 decade ago

    by a press of a button you turn it on

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  • ?
    1 decade ago

    I hit the crap out of her but she still wouldn't work.

  • Honey
    1 decade ago

    Why is this thing so difficult to turn on??

  • yhtomit
    1 decade ago

    your a waste of money

  • kitkat (:
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    c'mon, let go of my floppy

  • WigSplitta
    1 decade ago

    my mouse isnt working :/

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