madoko

I'm open to any type of joke you've got. 10 points for a good one.

Hi guys! I bought a Nintendo Wii about two months ago. I want to get internet hooked up to it, but have no idea how to do so. Can someone please tell me how?

It seems like there aren't many out there except for Pokemon that would be of interest to me, but I don't just want Pokemon. Maybe somebody here can tell me about some other fun games for DS.

Picture this scenario:

You and your young child(ren) are looking for a movie to go see. Your little kids say to you, "Mommy/Daddy, can we go see Kick ***?"

The movie is rated R, so the obvious answer is no, but still, how do you respond when your child asks you about something with a bad word in it, but weren't really cursing? Serious answers and funny answers are both welcome here.

I do not have a router, nor do I have DSL. It's looking like I will need both of them for it, but just in case there are other methods, I am posting this question.

If I absolutely need a router and adapter, what would be the best ones to use?

Also, I checked my laptop, and unless I can use one in the USB, there is no place to insert a wireless internet card.

Ladies - In what special way would you like to be proposed to?

Men - In what special way did you propose to your wife?

I am open to suggestions from anyone. All I want is for the moment to be very special and memorable for her.