Will mountain lion or cougar urine keep drug dogs from finding drugs in a persons car?

No. Urine and drugs have different scents.

Next time you take a leak, have a wiff of it, then have a wiff of your drug of choice. You'll then learn that they smell differently.

ABSOLUTELY! As the urine breaks down it produces ammonia (like smelling salts) which desensitizes the dogs nose. You can go to a zoo in the middle of the night and duct tape a 1 liter zip lock bag to the penis of a male lion. Try not to make too much noise as lions are quite shy and if they know your watching they will probably not urinate (a medical condition called "bashful kidneys", some humans also have this). If they don't fill the bag within an hour or so, a gentle massage will stimulate flow. Don't stay more than an hour or so as you don't want to get caught by the night watchman. To safely transport your stash you can put up to 300 grams of any drug (except weed, I don't know why) in a two liter coke bottle (it must cola for the phosphoric acid content) and fill the bottle with lion urine. Don't worry about your dope, I swear this won't affect the quality-well, maybe a slight improvement. IN AN EMERGENCY: you can use human urine as long as the person you get it from can pass a drug test, but there is a 1 in a million chance the dog might find your stash if it was trained using the superior SOKKS* method, but even if the dog does find it (and only a real Rin-Tin-Tin could do that) , it won't be admissible in court unless the cop mirandizes you prior to the search, and since cops aren't all that smart all that will happen is you will lose the drugs. Cost of doing business. I personally guarantee this method works. I've never been caught with drugs and I do this all the time. Be safe. 1*

Mountain Lion Urine

A mountain lion and a cougar are the same animal and no it won't keep drug dogs from finding your drugs but why would you want your car to smell like urine? *GROSS*

No. Because of your question and my curiosity I just spent 20 minutes looking at what an ex cop/narcotic dog trainer had to say in his article. Basically, a drug dog can smell all different odors and distinquish between them. So, this guy recommends an airtight container such as tupperware. It won't hold in the odor forever though. The molecules leak through. I'm assuming it's just pot you're talking about and not any of the nasty drugs!

You are bound and determined to get across that border with drugs, huh? You taking 'personal use'? Or are you planning to take a kilo of coke?

Either way, you are going to get caught. These dogs are trained. Very well trained. You do not even want to risk it.

Example: Flight to Montana. Standing in line. Waiting to board. Drug/firearms dog comes sniffing. No problem. I don't have anything on me........sniffed me and stopped. Seriously. Would not move.

The officer asked me to 'step away from the line'........

You know what it was? The night before at home, I cleaned my gun.

I wore the same jeans to board the plane.

I will NEVER do that again. Almost missed my flight.

Oh I'm sure it will dearie. Now just a suggestion. Be sure to be high whenever you choose to get this urine. Talk nicely to the cougar and I'm sure he'll pee in a cup for you.

The best part has to be when you have friends in your car, or pick up a date, guaranteed it will be the last date, lol.

P.S. I heard human urine does confuse drug dogs though, better get busy!

no the dogs will still smell the drugs even trace from days ago will linger you would have to damage the dogs nose beyond repair and how will you get the big cat pee in the car it would stink .ps i have owned and trained german shepherd drugs dogs you would be shocked to see the lengths dealers will go to .

No. Drug detection dogs and trained to target a certain scent and will not be detoured by cougar piss.