How do I respond with a cute / sexy/ funny comeback?

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So this guy constantly jokes around asking me to marry him and I always say, first ask for a date, and then well see about marriage. But this time I wanted to have some fun

So when he asked yet again, i responded on his wall: Hey, you know what. Iv been thinking about it - Sure. Let me know when ; )

Him: lol, so when did you first realize you were in love with me? ;-)

Me: Who ever said anything about love?

Him: ahh, i see. so you're just going after the money. did you want both dollars?

I dont know what i meant by my remark but I need to know what to respond because im so not a gold digger or anything like that. Should I say something like "...and your change too - Prenup, Baby, Prenup"

What do yo suggest?

girl · Accepted Answer

"wow! two dollars! thats too much! i tell you what, ill let you keep 50 cents, but that all."

Shanell · Answer

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How do I respond with a cute / sexy/ funny comeback?
So this guy constantly jokes around asking me to marry him and I always say, first ask for a date, and then well see about marriage. But this time I wanted to have some fun

So when he asked yet again, i responded on his wall: Hey, you know what. Iv been thinking about it - Sure. Let me know when...

Anonymous · Answer

"did you want both dollars" implies that your a penny-wh0re (as in desparate for sex)

Say this as a reply:

"I never said anything about money either.  I just need someone to look good beside in a picture so my parents don't ***** at me"

Or soemthing like this, cuase, if you like him, you implicitly say that he looks good/attractive.  Im not the best with pick up lines, but something like this might encourage more playon words.

Shadeylady · Answer

Why not try  No, just one of them and you can keep the other.  To me he is saying both dollars meaning two dollars implying he hasn't got much money.  This implies you share..Lil

JQVMG · Answer

I don't kno what he meant by that remark but I would answer "sure, two dollars sounds like a good bribe :)"

Lisa · Answer

How about, I went to Yahoo Answers to get this comeback and this is the best they had: no u.

Anonymous · Answer

He means he only has two dollars. lmao but what you said is funny.
but you could aslo say " you got it! It's lust not love babe.:) "

? · Answer

this sounds like internet love...how cute.

? · Answer

i don't want money i want someone to love me and care for me

Anonymous · Answer

just say "Sure, meet you at the alter in 10 years."

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