What would someone do in order to be considered a redneck?

Keep a twenty-year-old Chevy on blocks in the front yard, along with a broken toilet that's used as a bird bath.

You may be a Redneck if:

Your parents both had the same surname before they were married, and so did their parents.

When locals give directions, they refer to your property as 'the scrapyard'

Your baby buggy has 'naked lady' mudflaps on the wheels

Your local bar is like 'a pigsty with a jukebox' except they don't have a jukebox

Any of your kin have won a 'Darwin Award' involving firearms, gasoline, agricultural machinery or bestiality. Or any combination of the above.

I don't know ,but me and my wife were at a fancy restaurant last night and I looked over and she was eating her steak out of her hand .It embarrassed me so bad that I dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.

if your newborn baby has more teeth than you,you might be a redneck.

Beat the **** out of your wife.

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