Whats the absolute fastest way to clean my room in under 2 hours? URGENT?

Well, you certainly do not have time to be online (LOL). Put everything in bags or baskets and put those in a far-away room that no one will visit. Fluff pillows and cushions, vacuum the main space (don't worry about behind and under), remove everything from surfaces, do a basic dusting and put back only what is necessary. Light a pretty-smelling candle, dim lights, put on nice music,

Grab a trash bag and a laundry basket. My guess is that its clothes covering the floor, and they should be in the laundry basket. Throw out all the papers on the floor and do the dirty dishes in your room. The only thing left to do should be to make the bed and vacuum or sweep the floor.

Set a timer and try to get each task done in 15 minutes or less

Start at the top of the pile and work your way down. Have a garbage can close at hand.

books- bookshelf

clothes- wardrobe (or if you're american- closet)

everything else- shove in a box or draw

get off yahoo answers and do it

hmm..