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GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU READ THIS INTRESTING JOKE ?

Blonde Convention

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah That is what I call bringing it home. This is going to be my favorite one yet. Can't wait to spread the word. lolololololol Sharon xxxxxx

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good morning to you to!

    it's 4:30 am over here! working on my english essay. Should have done it earlier but no, i like to party my weekends up

    sweet jk dude! sweeter then a jelly dough nut!

    Source(s): coffee
  • 1 decade ago

    It's fiction and impossible, but it is funny.If kids watch this kinds of jokes, they laugh.

    But why you chose blonde because we all know blonde are not stupid?

    However, the blonde may think it is discrimination.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hmm. It seems all of the blondes don't know the answer.So all of them are stupid. Funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oh it really seems tat none of them knew the answer..

    gud joke..starred..

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha lol!!!

    thnx for sharing..

  • 1 decade ago

    Thank you !! It made me laughed!!

  • 1 decade ago

    oh my gosh that is so funny

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