What are some of the funniest rock lyrics?

Anything by Goblin Cock lol

Gay Barbie Song - Jack Off Jill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7jb7ou9g

Escomo - Quirky and the Juice Pigs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JzrDWt8dE

^^(I have nothing against homosexuals, these songs are just really funny lol)^^

Freunde Bleiben - Tokio Hotel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnQIKbeHNgA

(It's in German which makes it even better. Lyrics about this assface friend that pisses the hell out of him. {literally}Very blunt and I find it funny). Here's the entertaining translation.

Also try Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim. It is weird. And his voice is like he's on helium, but that's his natural voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0

Sitting At A Bar - Rehab

Werewolves of london - Warren Zevon

Isaw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.

He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Chorus:

Aaahoo, werewolves of London

Aaahoo(2x)

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.

Chorus 2x

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.

Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim.

Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

Chorus 2x

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of London.

I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of London

I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's

And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, werewolves of London

Draw blood

hahaha :)

Aha, I love Peace Sells, too. "What d'you mean I don't pay my bills? Why d'you think I'm broke?!"

xD.

Yeah, I fell in love with many a song, because they make me laugh.

And Alice Cooper's Cold Ethyl. Oh God, makes me laugh every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZR_Mipc_-M

"One thing, no lie

Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie

She's cool in bed, Well she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead."

And Do The Duck-Hanoi Rocks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHzAxksgtI0

Cracked Actor-David Bowie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkEvAvIGK-w

"Forget that I'm fifty

cause you just got paid"

Relient k's old stuff, Any Weird Al, Check out Owl city, it's not really meant to be funny but I laugh thinking anout what was going through the guys head when he wrote his music.

"Eat it" by Weird Al

How come youre always such a fussy young man?

Dont want no captain crunch, dont want no raison bran

Well, dont you know that other kids are starving in japan

So eat it, just eat it

Dont want to argue, I dont want to debate

Dont want to hear about what kind of food you hate

You wont get no dessert till you clean off your plate

So eat it

Dont you tell me youre full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin shame

Youre playin with your food, this aint some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, youll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what youre told

You havent even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down or its gonna get cold

So eat it

I dont care if youre full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam

It doesnt matter it its fresh or tanned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Dont you make me repeate it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesnt matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If its gettin cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you dont like it, you cant send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Dont you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesnt matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down.

I'm listening to peace sells right now lol!

Kickapoo by tenacious d and drive thru by weird al are pretty funny.

Every now and then Squeeze box by the Who will come on the radio, that one always made me laugh.

Frank Zappa, Butthole Surfers, and The Dead Milkmen

My pappy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln - Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen