Do you like witty insults? Read on...?

I like the "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down."

And the "I've changed my mind." "Excellent, so does the new one work better?"

And the "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" "Yes, that's why I don't go there any more."

And the "Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there."

And the "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

And the "I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me."

Haha, witty insults are best.

For witty banter and word play, it's got to be 'Much Ado'. For a great flurry of Shakespearean insults, check out Act 2, Scene 4 of 'Henry the Fourth Part 1', where Hal and Falstaff trade verbal blows over Falstaff exaggerated story. Also in Act 2, Scene 2 of 'King Lear' Kent lets fly with a barrage at Oswald for disrespecting the king.

Keep your eyes open and you'll realize who you go to bed with next.

Don't look at me as if I'm a cheeseburger.

Close your mouth before you start spreading diseases.

Can't tie your own shoes without a man behind you. (do you get it?)

Live as if today was your last, because your his last.

You only go after the blind ones.

It's as if his legs are already rubbing hers.

I haven't had any of these said to me, just to make that clear. :)

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

"I've been lied to before, and by better people than you"

"Well, let me give you a piece of my mind".........."Oh no, I wouldn't want to take the last piece."