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Would you consider this joke funny?

A guy goes to the railroad to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward

employment.'

Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my

testicles.'

The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O. K. You've got enough points for

me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am - and plan on starting at 10:00 am every

day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00

P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'

This is a railroad job,' the interviewer says...

For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and

scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Brilliant!! Love it!

  • 1 decade ago

    This joke is hilarious, I almost spit coffee on my screen when I was reading it.

  • samas
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    it is not significant what we predict of, 'reason humorous or degrading! we are able to tell them besides 'reason they are humorous! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!.......... born blonde became brunette then gray!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is sorta funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i bet you , everybody who thinks that is funny is over the age of, 45!

    ive got a funny one .

    a little black child died and went to heaven and then he grew wings

    so he flew over to God and says: hey god look ive got wings! IM an angel!!!

    and god says: no you stupid little Niga, your a Bat, now Fu*k Off!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahax lolx

  • 1 decade ago

    yup

    a joke that made me smile

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL hularious

  • Spoosh
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yes, that is funny. =))

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao. that was pretty funny,

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