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Would you consider this joke funny?
A guy goes to the railroad to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O. K. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am - and plan on starting at 10:00 am every
day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
This is a railroad job,' the interviewer says...
For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'
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10 Answers
- samasLv 44 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
This is sorta funny.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
i bet you , everybody who thinks that is funny is over the age of, 45!
ive got a funny one .
a little black child died and went to heaven and then he grew wings
so he flew over to God and says: hey god look ive got wings! IM an angel!!!
and god says: no you stupid little Niga, your a Bat, now Fu*k Off!