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It Is Said_II: DO YOU AGREE OR NOT AGREE ON THE FOLLOWING MOTTOS?

25- A woman's world: when you have a baby, ppl ask you how is the mother? when you

marry ppl ask you how beautiful the pride is? and when you are on your death bed, ppl

ask how much you leave for your widow.

26- Marriage: is a polite confession of a wild desire.

27- Tastes not who eats alot, thinks not who talks alot, and loves not who desires alot.

28- Lovers: may become enemies, but impossible to become friends.

29- Life is an onion, we cry while living it.

30- When the man feels his strength, he overwhelms the woman with his passion, and

when the woman feels her weakness, she overtakes the man with her cruelty.

31- Who marries, escaping something, he once again escapes.

32- The ugly man, can find a woman that loves him, but the ugly woman can not find a man that

loves her. The woman when she loves, she does not ask " did you shave?" but the man, can never

kiss a woman that has beard.

33- The woman usually borrows her code of ethics from the man she loves.

34- When we dont find anything to love, we then love whatever we find.

35- God gave the fire to man, the man invented guns, gave love to him, man invented divorce!!!

36- Slow for who waits, quick for who fears, short for who listens, and nothing for who never

tasted love: AGE.

37- The woman loves not ARTS, but she is rather interested in the noise made by those who love

arts!!!

38- THE WISE: Is the man who asks his wife an advice, and then makes the opposite!!!

39- Experience: a trait the woman loves in the man, and a trait the man hates in a woman.

40- Sometimes, women forgive that you used the chance, but never forgive that you didn't.

Update:

@Keira: as usual you make a quick analysis lol =D

34- it is written the same way you suggested in its original arabic version, but to translate it into english, WAHT is more broad than WHO, and it indicates the extent of emptiness, i wish you understand wat i want to say.

37- for example, the woman loves not acting, or to sing, but she loves the spotlights, news in the magazines, etc...

38- this sentence is just mere satiry, the Author is already using the irony and juxtaposition technique.

and i see that #26 is the one that hit, and i agree with all of you, it is the best:)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "Marriage: is a polite confession of a wild desire"

    This one is very smart and worded in a very philosophical way.

  • Keira
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha a lot of these made me laugh and they're so true!

    26 is the best!

    a few comments:

    34- When we dont find anything to love, we then love whatever we find.--I think this could also hold true if "anything" was changed to "anyone" and "whatever" to "whoever" :)

    37- The woman loves not ARTS, but she is rather interested in the noise made by those who love

    arts!!!---umm I didn't understand this one completely.....

    38- THE WISE: Is the man who asks his wife an advice, and then makes the opposite!!!--haha now that's just mean :) It might be true of some women, but it's well known that the Prophet Muhammad (SAAWS) asked advice from his wives and followed it :)

  • Nono
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    38- THE WISE: Is the man who asks his wife an advice, and then makes the opposite!!!

    this is not wisdom thats foolishness .. its better for him not to ask and to do whatever he wants from the beginning!

  • LOL, #26 was my favorite...and 38..come on, what's so wise about that? hahahaha, take the advice and follow it =p

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I agree with all of them except for number 38....

    Thanks for sharing anyways!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I didn't read them but since ur Egyptian I agree!

  • 1 decade ago

    Agreed haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha where do you find these???

    star for you! I love these they are a nice laugh ;D

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice :D . i agree .

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