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A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog’s testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over.
He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.
He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
“Boy, don’t remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!”

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

go to the top of the class young miss ha ha ha

Adios · Answer

Very cute and haven't heard it or any similar version so I applaud you for telling a new joke.

The only thing I would change is the color of the ribbons to Gold and Silver -- I know, I know, Blue and Red are the correct choices for Ribbons while Gold and Silver are more associated with medals -- but it took me more than a few seconds to get the analogy about first and second place ribbons.  They are almost a thing of the past now that we have trophies, etc.  But, again, for me the desciption of GOLD and SILVER would probaby get a quicker response.

? · Answer

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? · Answer

Haaha

Anonymous · Answer

10 out of 10 for you plus a star because thats what you are ha ha ha

The Saint · Answer

Ha ha ha, an excellent start to my day, before I go out to work with a smile on my face, lol...!

Heather W · Answer

Kinda but because that wouldn't work at all for a problem like that it kinda kills the joke, so I really don't think it is funny because it is to unbelievable.

Anonymous · Answer

Hahahahaha It's a pretty good joke.....

AnnieLostHerEye · Answer

definitely not a bad joke

Anonymous · Answer

Lol nice!

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