why are you here on earth?

My parents got drunk and wild back in '89.

I'm here on earth because the shortcut to the Black Eye Galaxy passed right by here, and it was so cute I just HAD to stop and visit.

I am here to recognize myself, to think and realize that I do not own my own body, my head, my self or anything else, I realize that I am a creature and that I belong to the one who gave me what I have. I thank him and turn to him ask him answers for my questions, who am I ? what am I? and why ? I can see him from the care He provided, from the things He made for me and for the people he made around me. I surrendered myself to him and asked him to give me more light, more knowledge and to grant me peace of mind. I asked Him to tell me what does He want me to do? When I found and reviewed the Quran, I realized that it was his word and I found the answers for all my questions. Now I am happy and content , I know, we are here to pass an exam or fail it. who do we obey man or The Lord of man? To whom do we surrender to little ones or to the Lord? whose promise we go for, His promise or the promise of evil? I know it is Him who sent the devil and sent the messengers to give us choice to obey Him, the creator or obey the creature ? I know it is all a testing process and I am determined to pass the test. I will hold to Him and I will pray to him and I will live for him and do whatever I do for him and I will die for him and I will go back to his heaven and send the devil to his home in hell.

To work 8 hours a day, pay bills, pay taxes, have a loveless marriage, lose my retirement nest egg, work 10 hours a day, have spiteful kids who hate the world even more than I do, then die, defecate, get burned up and tossed out a window onto a bunch of crippled children who hate Jesus for making them permavirgins and weird walkers.

Because Mars sucks for supporting life.

Bird&The Bees

My mommy and daddy decided hey i want another kid have sex 8 months later god's son is born

My dad laid pipe with my mom, shot a wad, and fertilized her egg with his seed. Doesn't get much more simple than that.

Do you need for there to be more of a reason for your existence? If so, why?

Well there isn't exactly a lot of real estate on Neptune.

Because my parents decided to get freaky one night, simple as that.

To do the will of the father in heaven, in sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ!