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Two brothers, ages 8 and 10, were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if there was any trouble in town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in straightening out young children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. The mother sent her 8-year old first. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The clergyman raised his voice even louder and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran home and dove into his closet. When his older brother found him, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Awww. So cute! You can just imagine his little lost, wide-eyed, tear-stained face!

  • 1 decade ago

    oh it is really cute and very very funny

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    awwww this is so cute! lol

  • 1 decade ago

    i love it

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol funny :) !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    old one but still cute......

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