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♥ Tonks ♥ (*HC*)[RA/DA]
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♥ Tonks ♥ (*HC*)[RA/DA] asked in Society & CultureHolidaysChristmas · 1 decade ago

Funny things to write in xmas cards?

I need some funny or different things to write in xmas cards to my friends (girls) this year, got any ideas??

thanks

Update:

funny poems or whatever :)

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  • ツ Petar
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    - I've been getting ready for Christmas

    I'm revving up for the great day

    my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed

    'cause I started my shopping in May

    - Under the tree the gifts enthrall,

    But the nicest present of them all

    Is filling our thoughts with those who care,

    Wanting my Christmas joy to share.

    To you, whom I'm often thinking of,

    I send my holiday joy and love.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "Happy 2009th Birthday Jesus."

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