My boyfriend doesn't like to wear penis hats?

Listen, why are you always trying to change me? I have my own penis hats and don't need your weird ones. I have my little stocking cap for keeping it warm, my mini-baseball hat for rallies or when my team hits a home run and my favorite the classic beanie hat with the little spinning thing on top for sexy time. I just don't look good with Sheriff Winkie. You know they killed the sheriff but not the deputy. Just don't think about sticking a small deputy badge on it again. Those thumb tacks were taken out of the office for a reason.

Penis Hats

Sometimes a man just thinks penis hats are weird, there really isn't much you can do except buy him a nice penis sweater, or maybe a tie or an ascot to ease him into the exciting world of penis accessories.

P.S. Penis booties are also a nice starter accessory

P.P.S. Maybe he would be more receptive to the soldier helmet if you named it Sergeant Shaft instead.

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My boyfriend doesn't like to wear penis hats?

I have a fetish for little hats that sit on the tip of an erect weiner. I recently bought my boyfriend a set of these that includes cowboy, sailor, soldier and santa hats. When I showed it to him, much to my shock and dismay, he thought it was really weird... and he refuses to wear them for me....

Both people in the relationship have to be comfortable with a sexual activity for it to work out. If he had a fetish that you couldn't bring yourself to do does that make you a bad person? No, you just have your own feelings and that's fine. If it is a deal-breaker then break up with him, otherwise you will have to compromise.

penis hats. wow. where have i been?

i'd say it just might take a little bit of time and encouragement to change his mind. i'm still working on my own "project" as it were with my man. still haven't won my battle yet. but it gives me a goal.

Oh Cassie, darling, that's easy! Promise him that you'll dress up to match the hat he chooses...so you'll be the secksay cowgirl, or the hot sailor chick, or Santa's favorite elf...you get the idea.

No hat, no costume.

He'll try them fast enough...and if not, then he's too far gone to keep around, darling - kick him to the curb.

(((Cassie!!!)))

Maybe you are weird cause I was thinking it's weird you make him wear those little hats, maybe your mean or maybe he no like hats or maybe he afraid they fall off i dont know

Wow... you have no idea what reading your title question just did to me....

anyhow.... I can't imagine what his problem is. I think if a guy can name his penis, he can certainly wear a little hat every now and then. Besides, I'd offer to rearrange it... or maybe slip it off with a little tongue action. How any guy could resist that.... I have NO clue!

(((Ren))) lmao!

He should respect that you brought him some hats to keep it warm! I know! Do it in winter instead, when its colder, he might love the idea of a penis hat then ;)

love you cassie ;D x