Is the moon really made of cheese?

no, it's made of Noel Fielding and shaving foam

Yes:

The Moon is made of cheese (a mix of various types).

The night sky is made of velvet and the stars are pinheads stuck in it.

And, of course, the Earth is flat.

Yes - similar in texture and taste to Parmesan. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is constructed of meatballs, (mostly pork, but I understand Voyager I detected the presence of beef too).

Now we only need discover that Saturn's rings are harvest-able space pasta - and we have an infinite food supply to sustain astronauts as they travel between stars.

NASA are currently 'reviewing' my application for a grant and fellowship - based on this proposal. They have also requested that I stop phoning them about it, too.

Oh yes , I think probably a hard Cheddar , a soft cheese would have made a mess of the Lunar module and the astronauts would have been up their knees in it, but of course this only my unscientific observation , I do not have hard evidence to back it up, do you think I could get a job with a government agency?

the White House Moon Group states that the moon is 45 percent Gouda, 35 percent cheddar, 10 percent Monterey Jack, and 5 percent rock which is mostly scattered on the surface.

Yes, Wensleydale according to Wallace and Gromit

Yes. Wensleydale of course.

gruyere of course, just look at those craters, the Dutch also reached Mars and dug the canals there

YA ya if moon is made of cheese than its light should be smelly!!!!!!!

nope made of cheddar cheese not just cheese haahahahha