Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?

When are we going to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned?

come on now

why does any chick cross a road

first to get tot he other side

by what is on the other side you ask

well of course some guy she wants to impress

that's the only true reason the chicken crosses any road

well also with thought about being eaten may make a difference too

smile

good luck

The chicken never crossed the road. It was the government who claimed that it did and edited the footage to make it seem like it

hahahahahahahahahaha

First you tell Y r u cross the road hmmmmmm

tell tell tell

Understood

same reason apply for chicken

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He was trying to get hit by a car.

Because I was on the other side, and chickens are naturally drawn to me.

Because it didn't want to be beaten and tortured to death only to be served by the KFC right beside yea..yea that's right look it up on youtube!

to get away from popeyes, but its just too bad there was a kfc when he got to the other side.

It was running away from a duck with a bag full of grenades and a bazooka.

He was running away from the elves which haunted the pavement