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TIPS FOR COMING HOME LATE

> There was this guy who always went out drinking with his

> friends. He would always come home very late. One night,

> while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being

> able to sneak in late.

>

>

> "When I walk into the dark bedroom I head straight for

> the bed. Before the wife can realize or say anything, I

> swiftly pull down her panties, and give her the best oral

> sex she's ever had. She'll slither and squirm but

> I'll never stop until she has such an orgasm that she

> falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By

> morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I

> came home."

>

>

> One of his friends was very impressed and decides to also

> try this technique.

>

> So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the dark

> bedroom, yanked the blankets and panties off his wife and

> despite her resistance, he gave her the best oral sex

> she's ever had, until she orgasmed. and goes to wash

> up.

>

>

> His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that

> he's home so late.

>

> "Hey, I thought you were asleep.

>

> "I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got

> to sleep on the couch tonight cause my mother is sleeping in

> our bedroom."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    There are some good joke teller's on here and there is the better joke tellers , and you are the best

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    I didnt think of it replaced into humorous,yet I did see the humor. If existence gave me the Jonas brothers,i might compelled them to offer me the money to construct a torchure chamber so i'm going to have my way with them. yet its unlike im going to touch them THAT lots considering the fact that they're AIDS contaminated and such.

  • 1 decade ago

    Every guy's dream.

    Source(s): I asked a lot of people.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO ROFL very funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that was funny i wasnt expecting that

  • 1 decade ago

    ewwwwwwwwwwww lmfao!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i totally wasn't expecting that

  • AFOUR
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    It's funny deserve a star..................

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahha

    Really it was so funny

    HILARIOUS

    Good Keep it up

    ;;;;;;

  • J
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    funny stuff

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