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This is an old one but would you consider this as funny?

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't

> stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

> He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend

> you."

>

> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear

> just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask

> that

> I would find offensive."

>

> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

>

> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

>

> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

>

> "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm

> Jewish."

>

> The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween

> party.

>

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Clever! It made me laugh :)

  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard it before - but it still made me laugh.......

  • heck ya

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  • 1 decade ago

    I thought it was funny

  • 1 decade ago

    made me laugh :) so yeah it's funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol this made me laugh =))

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh my gosh, that is a freaking funny joke, it's so ironic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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