I'm going to a "white elephant" Christmas party. What's a truly useless, over-the-top awful gift?

A cheese tray! Or a burned Christmas CD, those go over real well! Have fun!

An eight track cassette tape.

A gift card for a retailer not located in your area.

A figurine that will sit on a shelf and collect dust for fifteen years.

Any alcohol for a non-drinker.

A pack of cigarettes for a non-smoker.

Cloth handkerchiefs.

Bell-bottomed blue jeans

Shoes that are the wrong size (and possibly for the other gender, if you could arrange that).

Some random part to any vehicle, for which you really need the rest of the vehicle for that to make sense.

An old CPU from some computer that is hopelessly out of date.

Seeds to plant since it is the middle of winter.

A detailed road map of some other part of the world.

Any piece of clothing that is the wrong size in the colors lime green, bright orange, or hot pink.

A brassiere for a man.

A jockstrap for a woman.

Any health product that suggests one is getting old, such as ExLax, Geritol, etc.

Have fun with it.

My family instituted this a few years ago and it has been a lot of fun; I look forward to it more than any other part of the family gathering. my brother brought a black statue of a wild-looking african dude with a bongo drum and hair sticking up in the air like a troll doll. I ended up with it and re-gifted it the following year. He brought another one that year, even bigger than the first and they get re-gifted by the recipient the following year. So, we have these stinking gag gifts floating around like a bomb everyone knows is there and avoids. It's a real hoot.

Old Spice for a man. I can't even believe there are men willing to wear that crap. BO after a puke filled bender spells better.

A polyester track suit for a woman. And make sure it's extra thick, "little ole lady" rough and in a hideous color.

If it's a yankee swap, get fruit cake, preferably recycled from last year. Who eats that garbage anyway?

A white Elephant Stuffed animal.

A snuggy?

A chia pet?

Basically anything that's sold in the As Seen on TV store.

Smile

It would have to be your **** stuffed down the party goers' Christmas stokings and thrown into the fire for warmth. Merry Christmas to you too...

a stuffed yamster squeeze toy

A Nolte movie?

a hannah montana cd!

it would be both useless and awful and over the top becoz it would never get used!