LGBT: What are some good Pick-Up Lines?

Is that a mirror I see in your your pocket because I can see myself in your pants ;) (everyone knows this one xD)

Uh, hey, I'd just like to tell you, you can't get pregnant from lesbian sex.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If you were a pokemon I'd choose you!

If you were a snot I'd pick you (ew :L)

I think I could fall madly in bed with you

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? (yeauuuh, I say this one ;]xD)

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

What do you like for breakfast?

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Let's play suck and blow without the card

Let's play nerves with duct tape over our mouths

I'm like chocolate, I'll go straight to your ***

Mp: I did kris kindle with my family and friends so just two =c]

Somehow I get the feeling you were thinking about what I told you last week lol. Actually, my friend uses the Subway line. It either gets him a date or a dirty look. MP:nine I hope.

You're not a guy, they need them. Plus, with a face like yours, a pick up line wouldn't be necessary Im sure.

Silly, Helicase unzips the genes, you use DNA Polymerase to put them back together after wards.

do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

do you mind if i stare at you up close rather than from across the room?

Hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead, say no.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can totally see myself in your pants.

If I was an enzyme I'd be DNA polymerase so I could unzip your "genes."

My favorite pick up line ever has to be this...

Did it hurt?

(the other person asks "did what hurt?")

When you fell from heaven...because you are as beautiful as an angel

I think the dumbest line I've ever heard was "If we were squirrels would you let me come over and bust a nut in your hole?"

scenario : your at a bar with friends and you see a pretty girl at the bar, you walk up next to her and say "i came here to get a drink but im already intoxicated by your looks"

thats about all i got.......

I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Hahaha (: