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What NOT to say to your pregnant wife?

What are some things husbands should NOT say to their pregnant wives? My husband's come up with a few already & he's lucky I didn't chuck the remote control at his head.

1 - Why are you crying?

2 - What's wrong with you now?

3 - Asking me "do you want me to get you anything while I'm out", then proceeding to throw a fit because it's something that has to come from Kroger's or Taco Bell and not something he can pick up at the pumps at Gas America. (Um, hello?)

What are some of yours?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "Are you sure you're not having twins?"

    "You're still hungry?"

    Men shouldn't complain about any physical pain when they are around a pregnant woman. Period. Especially if it's only a headache.

    etc.

    Haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. Whoa your stomach is getting huge

    2. I don't think its possible for your boobs to get much bigger.

    3. Is that going to fit you?

    4. Are you always in a bad mood?

    5.Can we have sex?

    Yea after 9 months of this I convinced my husband his eye brows were too big and ugly looking my idea....hot wax ladies!!!! Pay back is a B*I*T*C*H ;-)

    Source(s): Mom Of 3.
  • 1 - You're always tired, you should be used to it now...

    2 - Morning sickness isn't real, it's just in your head..

    3 - Will you give me a back rub??

    4 - Is this much weight gain normal?

    Keep in mind, my husband says everything in a joking manner (except the back rub thing) But DAMN! it pisses me off! lol

  • mama
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    "i deserve to sleep in tomorrow, you kept me up all night with your vomiting"

    asking if i need to pee every 30minutes. When driving, he'll ask at every toilet along the road. When watching a movie he'll pause it half way through "need to pee again yet?"

    Sure he's being 'nice' but it drives me crazy!!

    "i made a chocolate pudding while you were at your mums, but i thought it might give you heartburn so i ate it all"

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  • Andy24
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    "I didn't know that your face was going to get chubby as well" -My dear fiance let this slip one day whilst I was pregnant.

    "Why does the amount of pimples increase during pregnancy"?-Again, he did this too, but tried to cover it up with "oh....i'm not saying YOU have more pimples...I mean everyone else"

    "You wanted to be pregnant, so why the hell are you always crying"

    "Didn't you just eat like an hour ago, you know they don't actually mean 'eat for two'."

  • 1 decade ago

    1. your hungry AGAIN??

    2. you have to pee AGAIN, you just went 30 minuets ago?

    3. why are you crying NOW?

    4. your boring, your always tired and never want to do anything.

    ive heard those 4 many times.

    Source(s): 19 weeks pregnant with a baby b0yy<3
  • Froggy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    "Why do you walk so slow?" and "HURRY UP!"

    "Stop being so moody!" and "Why are you crying now?"

    Me- "Can I either get a back rub or a foot rub?"

    Him- "Why?"

    "Get out of my clothes."

    "Stop using pregnancy as an excuse."

    Me- "Can you please get me a glass of water?" Notice I used please like I always do

    Him- "Why can't you get it yourself?"

    Me- "Because getting up isn't the easiest thing to do right now."

    Him- "Yeah right."

    "Stop watching all those baby shows."

    AND

    Me- "Will you go get me a hamburger?"

    Him- "Get it yourself, why do I have to?"

    "Why do I have to read the baby books too? You're the Mother."

    Source(s): 5 weeks with #2 and I'll kick his ass if I ever hear those words come out of his mouth again.
  • 1 decade ago

    Basically anything you say will get something thrown at you. Goodluck!

  • 1 decade ago

    "i just dont understand why/what youre crying for"

    well guess what? usually we dont either!! lol. he always asks this after i try to tell him why im crying, when i dont really get it in the first place either. lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Gal's just be patient with your men...Remeber this is their first time too, and they have no idea what to expect. We have to remember that pregnancy invades us and takes over. :)

    Don't worry by the time you get to #3, like me they learn not to say anything, and just expect the unexpected!

    Hang in there.

    Source(s): Mom of soon to be 3!
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