Funny way to confuse somebody?

I think your car alarms on vibrate.

OMG (sally sue) Your Epidermus is showing!

what?

Your epidermus is showing

my what?

epidermus

wtf?

ur epidermus!

whatever.

no you are such a whore your epidermus is showing

endOfConvo!

lmao, it got funny though

i kinda pissed someone off doing that : )

and you can say "hey look a dead bird!" and point at the ground.

A woman was making breakfast?

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You ' re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They ' re going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you ' re cooking! Never! Turn them!

Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don ' t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You

think I don ' t know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,

"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I ' m driving

1. "You forgot to say cheese"

2. "I'll shoot you with my semi-automatic sterilised spoon launcher"

3. "Don't you just love it when people throw cereal spoons at birds?"

4. "Does your fridge say `ekeefoo' when you open the door?"

5. "It wasn't the hosepipe"

6. "Oh no! You're one of them!"

7. "Purple"

8. "Your Geography teacher wants to see you about some dog-thingy for his braai"

9. "Some fool made the wheels invisible."

10. "You don't really want to go in there. The foo-thingy will get you"

11. "In between classes and in between play, Nestlé cheese-spread nukes our day"

12. "Is your fridge walking?"

13. "1000 salutations and a lump of blue cheese"

14. "Stuff blew up and stuff."

15. "Are you tearing up the pea patch?"

16. "Are you sitting in the cat-bird seat?"

17. "So what does the brick have to do with all this?"

18. "Blllllllllllllllllllllllllll"

19. "How isn't it going rather frot and thingies???"

20. "May the force be on you"

21. "Who cares that's the point you see?"

22. "Have you been asked to the headmaster's dog's birthday party?"

23. "Great frolicking bags of bullet holes!"

24. "I say, did you state that on Thursdays?"

25. "May the cheese be with you."

26. "Thanks"

27. "Jim said I should tell you 'never' "

28. "It isn't"

29. "You'll find two in the bathroom"

30. "I don't take cheques"

31. "It wasn't really, you know"

32. "You're quite the toothpaste today, aren't you?"

33. "Did you remember the cards?"

34. "Lithawanian Badger's Cheese"

35. "Bunghole"

36. "ARG!"

37. "You broke it"

38. "Why'd you kill the poor billy goat?"

39. "I'll slit your wrist with a rusty brick!"

40. "Its only about 5 feet high, you know"

41. "Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead"

42. "Don't tell anybody, but I'm a meatball"

43. "Am I in graduate school yet?"

44. "Are the stewed prunes still in the hairdryer?"

45. "I trust you finished your vegetables on time."

46. "My phone is green"

47. "The Lemon Fridge Cake from Siberia will get you..."

48. "Lemon Curry?" (apologies to Monty Python)

49. "Does your bedroom have enough asparagus?"

50. "Like fruitcake."

51. "I am a meat popsicle" (apologies to Bruce Willis)

52. "Did I say I was a sardine?"

53. "My laundry has been kidnapped?"

54. "Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!" (apologies to Gary Larson)

55. "Why do we open Swiss cheese?"

56. "Have you seen my double barrel giraffe?"

57. "There were about three of them"

if youre in a room with a ceiling thats textured with some black spots or anything, look up and go, heyyyy there are ants on the ceilingg!!!

"Your epidermis is showing." ("epidermis" means "skin.)

"Look down" (while looking and pointing up.) (There was a scifi story by Isaac Asimov in which an agent caught a murderer using this trick.)

"Turn left." (while pointing right.) (My mom does this because she's mildly dyslexic.)

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Drink more green tea

yes i will tell you next monday in the year of never. my personal one for the most common question asked by most. Q:.know what? A.: w.h.a.t. Q: huh..A: what. Q what are you talking about? A: you asked me if i know what? Q: ooh, .do you .know what? A:W.H.A.T... by then they get it

just start saying lots of random things like HOTDOGS!! or i like cheese or something but say it fast and together then they have no idea what your on about

tell them to stop trying to confuse you