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How about another joke?????
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for, sir?"
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're going to say to your buddy, "I wish that asshole would've tried that **** with me!"
5 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ha ha ha that was well funny ha ha ha
- The SaintLv 71 decade ago
Ha ha ha, this is really good, here's another:-
A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the shed. She could see the light was on from the bedroom window. As the man looked for himself he saw that there were people in the shed taking things.
The man phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in the area to help him at that time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.
He said "OK," hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello" he said, "I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've shot them."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you shot them!" The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available...!"
- 1 decade ago
Person 1: Have you ever heard of the BBB?
Person 2: No, whats that?
Person 1: Browns Beatin Bitches. First it was Bobby Brown, then James Brown, and now Chris Brown, next time you meet a Brown run ***** run
- Anonymous1 decade ago
nice sanits awnsers was funny
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