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Does this joke give ya a laugh?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahahahahahahahahahah
ahaha
XD
- ?Lv 45 years ago
i think of of there's a cultural subject the placement you could chortle at your guy or woman faith/ relatives contributors/ spouse, on an identical time as being expected to wade in and wrestle your corner on the merest breath of somebody else voicing an same grievance. precisely like those couples who wrestle like cat and canines with one yet yet another, yet on an identical time as a bouncer tries to cut up them, will gang up and beat up on the bouncer. i'm a Quaker, and totally satisfied to announce that the main extensive-unfold Quaker of the 20 th century grew to alter into into no longer worry-free Dicky... yet as at as quickly as as I cautioned a Muslim i grew to alter into into Quaker, and his first assertion grew to alter into into - 'ah, confident, Richard Nixon's faith...' i might experience a tad have been given at. it truly is a truly threat free humorous tale, particularly - yet some people detect any element out of 'see-you-next-tuesday' actually offensive - on an identical time as being intense-high quality with calling people berk, or regardless of. some detect it in complication-loose words a splash anglo-saxon, and not in all probability that bothersome. it truly is all indoors the intonation, that's the placement the internet struggles, emoticons in spite of the certainty that. French for 'see you next tuesday' is, if I understand incredible, 'cul-de-sac', which will prefer to make traveling around English suburbs a tad interesting for French substitute pupils. 'confident, we survive between the longest see-you-next-tuesdays in Birmingham, truly fortunate that way...'. on an identical time as one custom meets yet yet another custom, the two may be a) on maximum suitable behaviour, and b) waiting to apologise profusely for inflicting offence unwittingly. There are, in spite of each and each factor, cultures that detect the soles of individuals's ft offensive, on an identical time as viewing public expectoration as a nicety - and vice versa. Helen
- 1 decade ago
Hahaha loool that was amazing :)
& the moral was pretty cool too, seeing as I'm not that smart (;
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
It made me smile, but it didn't make me laugh. Nice try though.
- 1 decade ago
I didn't laugh.
Lol.
My favorite joke is: What kind of bee makes milk?
Answer:
Boobies. :)
