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i want to join scientology?
i want to hate psychiatry for no reason.
i want to pray to aliens.
i want to agree with people like tom cruise because he is a symbol of brilliance.
i want to pay for things like unaccredited business classes and communication courses for 500% above what college charges.
i want to join this incredible true fact seeking religion known as scientology.
i only have $9 in my pocket and a rusty bicycle that i can trade in for $15.
i am on medication for ADHD and I have to see my psychiatrist every month.
so should i join? will they accept me?
well i like having money stolen. its fun to suffer because i get bored very easily
well i believe that tom cruise is the epitome of spirituality and brilliance.
he is enlightenment beyond what is in the known universe. i mean... he made mission impossible 2.. what else is there?
14 Answers
- ?Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Yes you should. Please do not listen to media bias... they have no clue what they are talking about.
I am a Scientologist
Regardless to what the media says the church does not hoard money. I have been homeless twice and they still accept me.
They are correct in saying that we do not practice medicine. However, we do use a process called Dianetics and it works better than medicine any day. I use it constantly and since I have been using it I have not got sick once. Using Dianetics I was able to run a seven minute mile, which before I could not even come close to.
You may have heard about several people who have died using Dianetics, but that is just because even if someone helps and they do not know the process themselves they fail. Besides, how many die from medicine? The amount is very much larger. Medicine can be used as a drug, one to answer addictions. Dianetics cannot.
Medicine covers up the ailment, Dianetics destroys it through the cycle of life.
As to the aliens, not all of us believ it to that extent, just as there are crazy christians out there. I do, however, believe that Aliens created us as I refuse to believe that God, the man we must obey and lie down for or be destroyed by, created us. I choose not to believe in the big bang theory to some extent. I believe that we were.... manufactured.
go to www.volunteerministers.org and do the free course. You will learn just some of the many, many options. Get the books from your local library.They will be your truths.
Also you can email me any time. I would be happy to assist you, wherever you decide to go.
I hope you receive this through the many pieces of misinformation.
- 6 years ago
That you are seeking a path for enlightenment is admirable. However, I am troubled that you might possibly be considering Scientology as the answer to your questions. I am sorry to have to tell you this, but Scientology is a fraudulent religion , created by a half-baked conman, and run by charlatans, for the sole purpose of gathering money from the gullible masses. I m afraid you will find no answers in the discredited practices of Scientology.
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- LizLv 71 decade ago
Most communities have a scientology reading room which is open to the public. Go there and read and talk to the people there for more information before you decide
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- ThorLv 41 decade ago
Only $9? Sorry you don't have enough money to join the church of lunati- scientology.
Oh and you also need to be able to beleive that an evil galactic overlord named Xenu dumped the souls of dead aliens onto earth and thats what gives us bad feelings...
- 7 years ago
I just saw this, but had to comment. Ron L. Hubbard even said that he created this "church" because you can get rich by running a religion. He brought in a lot of suckers and their money!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Tom Cruise is a horrible role model
- 1 decade ago
honestly...
*shifty eye and looks around
nobody here really... ... *clears throat* cares
sorry to burst your bubble