I need humor after some of these Q's?

Very good.

Now, how about the Polish soldier that went into a two seater outhouse? He put one leg in each hole and s**t in his pants.

LOL that's great!

Here's one I posted a couple of weeks ago:

During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy

back road encountered another Jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced

Colonel at the wheel.

"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside.

"Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys ...

"Yours is."

Ray...g'afternoon yourself. Am off to a slow start here. Need caffeine.

we had a soldier during the swimming qualification for the Army who stayed in the shallow protion not being able ot swim, as she was quailifying her extentions floated by her, we all laughed, I guess the glue they used to attach them to her skull had come loose.

A soldier in my unit took three Rip Fuel and then a cup of coffee and then drank a coke and grabbed his chest and said "Call 911, I think I am having a hearache."

hahaha that is verryyy funny, i literally laughed in front of my computer

thanks for the humor!

lol, nice. Not as good as mine, but all right. ;)

Edit: Good morning, C.

Oh crap, its already the afternoon. How did that happen?

Good one!

I gave it an internal haha. No external noise was made. I think that I could have read a lot worse. So thanks.

It was okay but I wouldn't be to proud of it.

Thank you, we all needed that.

ROTFLMAO