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HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need ! $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I love it!!! Best joke I've heard today!!!! Gold Star!!!!

    Source(s): Common Sense
  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    I never knew husbands were supposed to be paid.Should I go to the Labor Board about this?

  • Clever,well deserving of a star.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funnie$t joke I have NOt NOt heard today

  • krk
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Polishing your work or malishing your boss, may get your salary increased !

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny hahaha lolz i wish i heard more stuff like this lmao

    Source(s): another gold star for u :D
  • 1 decade ago

    lol, i'd love to have a boss with that kinda sense of humor.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cute and star-worthy!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg so funny lolness

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