What do you do when your monkey....?

i put on my blindfold and try to whack him with a big stick

On a bright note there are pills for that, and I hear they work well. You can also try incorporating more omega 3's and 6's into your diet, this will help blood circulation and have your monkey back in the lighting fixture in no time.

But I like watching her swing from the chandalier.

Bribe it with a big yellow banana

does your mom after she fell unconscious because she forgot to stop the bleeding in her nose from a paper cut

Throw it a banana so it won't starve up there.

I'm not sure, prob just bribe it with a banana, or give it a lecture...

catch it and spank it until it stops do it

when all else fails, you must spank your monkey.

torch his tail