What is the biggest bean you've seen?

No, I'm not talking about lima beans, or those yard-long green beans in the garden. Horse people, you know what I mean. That disgusting collection of nasty gunk in that pocket in the head of a gelding's penis.

I worked with a draft cross who had one that was so big, I had to use a tool to go in and cut it into pieces to get it out. I didn't touch the skin around it when cutting it, just kind of reamed the bean itself until I got pieces to break off. I estimate that it was about an inch and a half diameter when I started. He wasn't used to getting 'attention' down there and it took some serious work to remove it, so he pulled it out of reach a few times, but over the course of a couple weeks I was able to get the whole thing out.

It was pretty tricky to do, because we were working at a dude ranch. Some of the parents might have been unhappy if their kiddo happened to see a female ranch employee 'playing' with a horse's dingdong!

Edit:

When I started to post this question, Answers suggested the following categories to post it in:

Suggested Category Science & Mathematics > Botany

Business & Finance > Corporations

Food & Drink > Ethnic Cuisine

Entertainment & Music > Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music > Television > Reality Television

Ethnic cuisine - ewwwwww! I doubt if even the Donner party would have considered that kind of bean to be 'cuisine'. And reality TV? What word did they cue that one off of, 'penis'? And what does any of this have to do with business or finance?

I got a giggle from that, I thought you might as well.