Edge winning the rumble: Yay or Nay? + SPW Nitro!?

**Amie's entrance music fills the arena and she appears at the top of the stage, with the women's title draped over one shoulder, mic in one hand, and the old mask in the other**

We are ever closer to SPW's next big event, Slamboree. At this event, I will put my championship on the line against Kristen.

Kristen and me have already built history between us. Months of matches back and fourth, we won our fair share each. Bitter words have been thrown between us, but at Slamboree the talking will finally stop, and instead it will be turned into action. One way or the other, a winner will be crowned at Slamboree, and I have no doubt that the winner and still the SPW women's champion will be me!

So at Slamboree Kristen, bring all of what you got. Because I want to end this once and for all. As La Guapo I was better than you. And as Amie I am still better than you.

*Amie walks to the ring*

Right now though, my focus turns to my opponent tonight, Edgehead! We have also had our fair share of matches, she's even faced me in the past for my women's title. Of course, she failed oh so miserably.

*Amie searches under the ring and pulls out some trash cans, canes, road signs, and throws them all into the ring.

*She then searches again and pulls out a SHOVEL*

Tonight is a no holds barred match, meaning ANYTHING goes. I have a lot of built up anger and well I'm just about ready to let it all out. I can gaurantee that tonight fans will see what they want. Blood, sweat and tears. Edgehead come prepared, because after tnight, you might not even recognise your own face. This match is a taster for what is in store for Kristen at Slamboree.

So Edgehead, come out when you're ready. I sure am ready, to SMASH YOUR FACE IN!!!

*Amie waits*

Predictions:

One Man Legacy

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Beerad

TWIY

D4L

Yay

Match 1: Justin

Match 2: Amie

Match 3: Rohit

Match 4: Y2J TWIY

Main Event: ------------

Promo:

That's right ladies and gentlemen, you all have the unexpected pleasure of getting a little preview of what will happen to Vince at Slamboree! Where I will shut him in a Casket, and become the NEW World Champion. . .

But on to tonight. I face Adrian Christ. We haven't had much history together, but what better way to start it then by slamming him in a Casket? Listen AC, I don't know why management decided that you were to become my unfortunate victim tonight, but it doesn't matter. Neither you or Vince will be able to do what no one else has done - defeat ME in a Casket Match. Ask other tortured souls that I locked into a Casket - RRJ, and MN. Tonight AC, you join the list of victims. And at Slamboree, Vince will suffer the same fate.

Watch this match closely Vince. Observe how I will dominate AC, weakening him and destroying him, and then finally shutting him in the Casket. Because this will happen to you, very soon.

(Promo holds no disrespect for anyone)

Match 1

* Justin

Match 2

* Amie

Match 4

* Smackdown Hotel

Main Event

* D4L

Promo:

Tonight I face Rohit and I want..... to just win a damn match. There has to be some type of crazy conspiracy going on as to why I have lost so many matches. I look at the results of my last few matches and I think " this isn't BeeRad". Rohit, I hope you don't think you can just walk out there and score and easy win over me just because I'm down right now. I may be down, but I'm not out. Anyone who doubts my ability is a fool who will be proven wrong eventually. You ever heard of the saying "what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger" ? If you don't know that saying then you need to study it and get a clue. Hell, before this is all over don't be suprised to see me in some Kanye West gear.

Promo:

Boy oh boy does this match card look swell. There are several interesting highlights of the night. We have Justin in a match, that's always hillarious to watch. We have what is sure to be a hell of a No Holds Bared match. Any time you put 2 women together with the words No Holds Bared you are in for something exciting. And to wrap it all off we have a casket match to finish off the night. Well that is a hell of a match card so I figure when you heard that your truly would have a nice in ring segment you didn't think it would be anything special am I right? Damn straigh I'm right. i'm righti n assuming that for 1 reason and that reason is actually my big annoncement. Tonight I come here to shock the world by announcing that I have supernatural powers. That's right it's true. I am psychic! Don't belive me. I'll proove it.

(exits ring and goes by fans). You (goes by a chubby 30 year old woman), I see you gaining something in the near future. Oh yes, I see 20 pounds!

(goes by a 24 year old man): Oh I see great lonlieness and no women around you other than your mother for as long as you shall live. Aren't I amazing!

Not buying it? How bout this. I will predict the future of everyone in row 216. I see no success once so ever for every single one of you for the rest of your lives!

(enters ring) You see. I am facinating. I can predict the future and right now it is time for me to make my biggest prediction yet. The easiest as well. A prediction all of you can make. I predict that come Slamboree I will kick the scrawny little @ss of E-fed Kid, claim my Pure title, and experience yet again great success on wherever I shall be. Slamboree I shall take on that little kid and I will do what I have done to several others that have stepped their abnormally large body parts in my way and path of becoming the Pure Champion. I will kick his @ss. Come slamboree mu prophocy will finally be fufilled. I will have held a title on every major fed I have been on. YWWA, YWSE and now finally SPW. My legacy shall be complete. E-fed kid, When you face me, when I face you. when you lose to me, and I beat you (catchphrase). You will truly know why you are the luckiest kid alive to actually be in that ring with me in a ppv match, and why your 15 minutes of fame will only be 15 seconds. Because the moment that bell rings, you might as well open up your hand and let the dreams you have of becoming the Pure Champion fly away. Slamboree will be my night and I'll be damned if you take 1 spec of the spotlight off of me and onto your unworthy self. Be prepared kid, cause you have never faced anyone like me. Believe the Psycho Dude.

1. Justin

2. Edgehead

3. Rhoit

4. Y2J

5. D4L

WQ: Yay. Just 1 more very talented main event superstar that is loved by fans that can help put out TNA and make new matches. As long as there are no sudden injureis or violations on Edge then I see no bad in Edge winning the Rumble. Luckily Edge is a guy who avoids drugs and stays clean. I expect without a doubt he'll make it to Mania and not get injured after his return match like Mr. Kenn...I'm sorry, I mean Mr. Anderson...............Anderson.

Promo:

Deadman 4 Life,trust me i will observe your match,but you know that's an advantage for me,Adrian Christ is a great wrestler,and win or lose he will manage to expose your weaknesses on a casket match and that's where i will get my strategy from,But i should be worried right now,because i'm facing off against Smackdown Hotel,ha,I'm really going to make an impression tonight D4L,make sure to watch me,you wont want to miss it,I guaranteed something and did what i promised,i said that by the next SPW Starrcade i would be called a World Champion,and it happened,it just wasn't enough,i lost at my first title defense..

Now i'm more than ready to get that title back on my shoulder,Deadman 4 Life,you claim to have put RRJ,MN and will put AC inside a casket,but how are you planning to put me inside of it..?

RRJ is faster than me,MN is stronger those are facts,AC has alot of skills..

But i'm smarter than the 3 of them together and i'm smarter than you by far..

I got my gameplans to beat you,i know what it takes to beat you,wether it's Climbing Ladders or Burying Bodies,it dont matter how,but i can defeat you..

I wish you good luck in your match against Adrian Christ,you will need it,and not only that,if you were to get put in a casket now,what would be left for me to beat..?

Me vs SD Hotel tonight,1 on 1,that's what you would watch in a PPv,but you get it free tonight,well now that i think of it,i'm PPv Material,with or without SDH..

D4L The War Is On,i will be the one to put an end on your Casket Matches streak..

As of tonight,the war begins..

Kayfabe

WQ: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Match 1: One Man Legacy

Match 2: Amie

Match 3: Beerad

Match 4: Y2J TWIY

Main Event: D4L

Promo:

*This Is Absolution plays over the P.D.A system as Justin makes his entrance*

Here we are one week before Slamboree!!! This crowd tonight is HYPE and ready for some action arent you guys? *Points mic to the crowd and the crowd go nuts*

Then what are we waiting for? Lets get this show on the road,with non-other then yours truly going one on one against One Man Legacy,the man whom I defeated just last week. Lets see if lighting really can strike the same place twice.

*Drops mic and waits for OML to enter*

Match One: The dude who has James Hetfeild in his name

Match 2: Amie

Match 3: BeeRad

Match 4: Y2J TWIY

Main Event: D4L

WQ:

YAY!!! I CANT BELIVE EDGE IS BACK,AND THE #1` CONTENDER FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP ALREADY!!! This is AMAZING for me. Edge is no doubt one of my favorites in WWE, Ive been waiting for him to come back,and I knew that when he did he was just gonna make the HUGEST impact ever,and it seems im not mistaken!!! WWE= WE WANT EDGE! WE GOT EDGE!!!

1.Justin

2.Edgehead

3...........

4..........

5.D4L

Promo

"Last week I made my SPW return on Thunder but was interrupted by FD during or I would say before the match so tonight Beerad no hard feeling s buddie but tonight is not the night when You can score a win and can end your losing streak since I m not in a mood to score a lose on my return match..Beerad Tonight your going to witness your worst night when you will see how I destroy your plan...I m going to do what it takes to destroy the one who thinks he can beat the hell outta you so tonight whenever you feel like I should leave this match in one piece you are then free to do or if you are about to face me like a man than be ready to face the consequences..It can either end in hospital or on the surgery table cause right now I just wanted to Break Your Ankle.

Now ever since I joined SPW I felt that their are people behind the curtain conspiring to stop me from getting a descent match let alone a title match so starting from tonight I issuing the war against those peoples who are on the top and doing their worst to stop me and likes of me getting a title push...I m going to beat every single opponent so badly that either their would be no one to be on the title match or the owner will give me that to save his precious investment or in other words their wrestlers..cause thats gonna give them a HUGE bill of Surgery.

The one is here and he is here to play with you"

Nay

NAY. He always gets stuf handed to him. MITB shots, Vickie Guerrero, now this. He suddenly returns and is now main eventing wrestlemania. The return was good, winning wasn't.