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Would you date or marry a golfer?

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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  • mannon
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Would being a hooker be a good thing if you were a bowler ?

  • lmao,i loved this joke.

    i was a golf widow for many yrs,then one day on mothers day i got a set of golf clubs,the card read 'if you can't beat em join em',i played my 1st game of golf with him and beat him ,lol,he never asked me to play with him again,lmfao.

    i used a driver on every hole lol.

  • Dizz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one , Miami

    Think she could entertain Mr . Tiger Woods ?*smiles *

    D :)

  • Mary
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Sounds like he was having a 'blonde moment' {no offense to my blonde friends}

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hmm sounds like she threw him a curve.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well I'm not dating. It wouldn't matter if I was in that frame of mind.

  • 1 decade ago

    Good thing she wasnt a slicer....

  • poppy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    two words: tiger. woods.

  • I thought that was a slice. :< |

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