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How does an Irishman test his bride to be for virginity?
Irish Virginity Test Kit.
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said,'Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'
Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'
The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'
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- t_blond_chickLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
ROFLMAO! omg,pick on the Irish eh?!
oh yeah,forgot,..we can do that.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The seven dwarves from Snow White went and saw the pope.
They then asked the pope if there were any midget nuns in the United States.
The pope replied with a no.
The dwarves then asked the pope if there were any midget nuns in North America.
Again the pope replied with a no.
The dwarves then asked the pope if there were any midget nuns in the world.
For the third time the pope said no.
Then the dwarves started to chant "Dopey ****** a Penguin, Dopey F*cked a Penguin!"
- mannonLv 61 decade ago
Of course.
Q. Why did God invent whiskey?
A. To prevent the Irish from ruling the world !
- 1 decade ago
excellent what a good inversion by the doc.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The punch line is truly amazing! LMAO! Star for you!!!.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
nice!! lol
or the irish couldve just fingered her while she was sleeping
