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This is a hypothetical open letter issued to the employees by management during downsizing
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 55 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance)
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
8 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
The last line is killing!
P.S.-You can be accused of attempt to kill people by making them laugh.
- Christine BLv 41 decade ago
an oldie but a goodie - it did the rounds of my workplace years ago and everyone thought it was appropriate ( I worked for the government) it's good to see it is still going around
- 1 decade ago
oh my god, my eyes are full of tears, easily one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard, the last line is just classic. kudos to you :)
- Yourfriend ApLv 51 decade ago
I think it's very nice joke, bit your joke would get deleted, if i would not answer it.
As people were staring it, or not.
but no-one was answering it, thus questions with no answer gets deleted.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL
