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Things teachers wish they could say?
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets slow personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6.The student has a ¨full six-pack¨but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter´s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn´t coming.
10. If this student where any more stupid, he´d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It´s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1.000.000 others.
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.
Hope you like this (it is from a teacher private notice book, from the USA)
12 Answers
- mudasarLv 45 years ago
one ingredient that I desire my instructors understood is the workload intense college pupils have, which gets gradually heavier with each grade. 365 days after 365 days, instructors have disregarded the undeniable fact that college breaks, alongside with Christmas harm, wintry climate harm, and spring harm, are referred to as "breaks" for a reason. of direction, I comprehend that instructors might prefer to apply this day without work from college to their earnings by using giving their pupils some paintings to do, yet what isn't comprehensible is why they experience that it fairly is trustworthy to pile on loads of paintings so as that the pupils won't manage to even get exhilaration from their breaks! what's so significant for instructors to comprehend is they are no longer the only ones allotting paintings over college breaks, and to cut back their pupils some slack whilst the vacations and different harm cases come around.
- 1 decade ago
11. It´s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1.000.000 others.
ha ha
me eaither
- Thinker!Lv 41 decade ago
My teacher once said
"Today, to save time, I will not go through the full roll call .
So, just those who are absent can tell their names, and I will mark them 'A' (Absent)
The rest of all will be marked 'P' (Present)"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bonsoir, mon Cher Ami !
L'ignare (en rosbif) que je suis ne peut Te répondre...
(*)
Source(s): Les miennes ! - 1 decade ago
Ha ha ha .....when I was in my third year of form three my class teacher said number 1 to me....I proved her wrong I dug till I found gold...lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead. - LOL
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny. Though I'm sure the guy who wrote it wasn't the nicest guy.
