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Why are Christians offended by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Is it because they are scared of his power?

Perhaps if the took the time to educate themselves on the subject, the wouldn't be so scared.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    they are an antipasta movement

  • 1 decade ago

    Flying Spaghetti Monster

    :P

    Lol

    iLoveYou xD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    church of the flying whatever is not a legit religion it just mocks Christianity

    I just ate your spaghetti monster for dinner last night :/ oopsies

  • 1 decade ago

    Flying spaghetti monster huh??/lol well if this is what one prefers to an explanation to all things then let them have their flying spaghetti monster...I will stick with God...because unlike spaghetti...God does not go sour...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Spaghetti is grosseeeeeeeeeeeee

  • No.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The FSM is a satire of the Christian belief system.

  • 1 decade ago

    Christians are offended of almost anything under the sun if they didn't make it up themselves.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    FEAR pure fear

    when its something they feel threatened by or don't understand they get confrontational

  • 1 decade ago

    It's sends their brains into a spirali mess. I don't know what all the fusilli's about myself.

    Source(s): The Alphabetti/Omega spaghetti.
  • 1 decade ago

    They are not offended, they feel sorry for parishioners who waste their time on such trivia.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    They are offended by any religion which steals away potential converts. Ra men

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